Tagged: parents

Parent Island: Invasion

From adventures in new parenting: The Little Lord grows ever more paranoid against invasion. I have observed him whenever an aeroplane of any sort passes overhead—he will excitedly call it out, alerting his defense...

Parent Island: Single Parent Island

From adventures in new parenting: My Research Partner has been invited to an academic symposium in Indianapolis, certain to be wined and dined while sharing the results of our expedition to Parent Island. As...

Parent Island: Arrival

From adventures in new parenting: When I first arrived here on Parent Island, the Little Lord was very much a cherished, if greatly feared and immobile deity. A living icon of sorts, his useless...

Parent Island: Witchcraft

From adventures in new parenting: Are the Parent Islanders practicing intentional witchcraft? Or are newfound attempts to fatten their Little Lord simply being met with unintended—and severely gruesome—consequences. In recent days, the Little Lord’s...