Category: Parent Island

Parent Island: Invasion

From adventures in new parenting: The Little Lord grows ever more paranoid against invasion. I have observed him whenever an aeroplane of any sort passes overhead—he will excitedly call it out, alerting his defense...

Parent Island: The Red Devil

From adventures in new parenting: It has become apparent that while the Little Lord is supreme ruler here on Parent Island (some might further qualify his title as tyrant, dictator, or perhaps even mad...

Parent Island: Bathing

From adventures in new parenting: A brief update, concerning the Little Lord’s ablutions. The Little Lord, as I have seen, not only rules the island but physically adorns himself with grubby fistfuls of the...

Parent Island: Bellies

From adventures in new parenting: It has been some time since last issuing a field report from Mysterious Parent Island. Regrettably, this has been largely due to my confinement here and subsequent forced labor...

Parent Island: Television

From adventures in new parenting: Parent Island, however otherwise primitive seeming, does also boast its share of technologies. No doubt these materials came to the island by gift, or by capture, or possibly as...

Parent Island: Single Parent Island

From adventures in new parenting: My Research Partner has been invited to an academic symposium in Indianapolis, certain to be wined and dined while sharing the results of our expedition to Parent Island. As...

Parent Island: Arrival

From adventures in new parenting: When I first arrived here on Parent Island, the Little Lord was very much a cherished, if greatly feared and immobile deity. A living icon of sorts, his useless...

Parent Island: Witchcraft

From adventures in new parenting: Are the Parent Islanders practicing intentional witchcraft? Or are newfound attempts to fatten their Little Lord simply being met with unintended—and severely gruesome—consequences. In recent days, the Little Lord’s...