Parent Island: Witchcraft
From adventures in new parenting:
Are the Parent Islanders practicing intentional witchcraft? Or are newfound attempts to fatten their Little Lord simply being met with unintended—and severely gruesome—consequences.
In recent days, the Little Lord’s diet has been further supplemented with various cereals—oats, rice. Somehow, the effects have advanced his gastrointestinal system to that of a full-grown man (or, perhaps, a large and very incontinent bear).
Was this their intention all along? A kind of ritual, to open a portal to hell, exiting through the Little Lord’s colon? I cannot claim to know why anyone would attempt such a thing. Only, that it explains the foul and copious results of the Little Lord’s new diet.
To hear the lamentations of the islanders at night… to see them running to their Little Lord, and suffer the wrath of his digestion…. it is a sad and terrible thing.